the farty celebration we had for zhong ass.

birthday lunch at LONGJOHNSILVER :D
everyone was broke, so WHY NOT?
*yes, poor zhong's having such a cheapo lunch*



max and his skin-on potato chips. (think that's what it's called)
zhong had that too, jinyan was on diet. (which i totally think is self-torture)
and i the hungry one ate GOLDEN DEAL 1.


headed down to minds cafe for an afternoon of games.



halfway through the games, zhong got real tired of laughing and shouting.



i PULLED her up WITH MY ALMIGHTY ARMS to get her going.
but it didn't work.


so, i decided to give her her birthday present which me and max got from SCIENCE CENTRE.
the FART SPRAY.
man it stinks SO MUCH even in its packaging that i had to stuff it in a plastic bag to bring it here.




nobody except me and max, knew the power of the fart spray.



and when she finally opened it, me and max stopped breathing.
she smelled it and went bonkers. it stinked the hell out of her. HAH.
she got agitated when i suggested to take a photo with the fart spray.
(while all the action was going on, the spray was on the floor and there was minimal breathing)



she gave in finally and for your information folks, the spray was still in the packaging.
and it STANK real bad already. imagine the power within. shucks, that's what we call SCIENCE.



while these 2 photos were taken, nobody was breathing, given the fact that the spray was being swung around.



jinyan the bravest one, decided to open the packaging.
and she regretted instantly, she inhaled accidentally and away flew the spray.
the spray was on the table and everyone was shouting nonstop.
my god, i was having a hell of a time laughing like hyena.


nobody was willing to pick the spray up and the smell filled the room.
people from tables away started staring at us, pinching their noses.
yes, it was that bad.
and to think if we've sprayed it. probably lives would've been lost.







max and jinyan, who just came from msia for a few days, before the fart storm.

it's back in its plastic bag. say bye to fart spray for its short term stay in our living world.

smile for the 20 years old ass. :D

CHEE-SE. which actually sounds like ( QU SI), meaning go die.

max thought it was a fine piece of art with the last minute addition of his shoe to the photo.

the start of a fart storm for residents of the green bin.

probably the cleanest bin in singapore thereafter, the residents (insects that is), probably moved out.

she ENJOYED herself that ass, and we did too.

happy belated 20th you shit. :)

just ended work and it's gonna start in 9 hours time again.

and i'm aware i'm oweing posts of showdown, chinese game show, esprit and from work at onpedders today,

so i'll post them asap.

and people, do catch

THE MAKING OF THE SHOWDOWN, 1ST MAY, 8PM, ON CHANNEL 5

i'll post showdown photos before the 1st episode of showdown begins to give you people a first hand look at how the show goes.

do trust me, it'll be good. (:

off to my seductive bed, it's seducing me this very moment.

updates real soon.

stay with me people.

welcome to joanneland

days ago,



i call upon the people of this land, to practice RACIAL HARMONY.
the above, is the new promo picture for the campaign of racial harmony.
:)
nahh, the mrt was too full and ride was rocky.
so me and jo held on to each other for stability.



in the FACE-SHOP, she, with the lip gloss.



yes try try try, what i the person who used it before had HMFD (hand-food-mouth disease)
yes, touch wood touch wood. :D




YESTERDAY,
got joanne-ed and bought a dress AT LAST!
headed to my house thereafter for a thrilling experience.



sun was SCORCHING HOT. but that makes my residential area look NICER.



couldn't keep my eyes open for both the photos, needed shelter desperately.



she, dreaming of stardom once again.







shooting her very own MTV, i mean, that's what she thinks at least.



her no. 1 hobby, corrupting my mobile with her er, photos.




if females looked like this in the past centuries, must've been scary :)



she was talking to my mama.
mama made us try on these shoes. SICK shoes i tell you.



mama then suggest that we wore a colour each.
i think she must've been blindfolded when she bought these shoes.



joanne seemed to have liked them though.
i generously tried giving them to her, she refused but with a glint in her eye that was telling me,
I SO WANT THOSE SHOES, I'LL SAY YES IF SHE ASKS ME AGAIN.
and no, i asked once only. HAH



american idol live telecast was on next.
there's DAVID COOK, i love his performances to BITS.
rocker boy.
and i was waving hi to him when he appeared on the tv.
(shall dedicate a post to american idol real soon)



american idol yesterday was so exciting she couldn't take her eyes off the tv.
put down the paper wouldn't you jo?

today was out for zhong's short belated bday celebration.
it was FARTY i tell you.
tune in to find out why in the next post.


here's another video to end things off,

for those wondering what she's trying to do :

it's hard to describe in words but i'll try.

many of us can do this "DRRRRRRRR" sound with the tongue flipping up and down furiously.

but sadly, the above, joanne, is destined not to master the skill of drrrrr-ing.

i'm pumped.

man, i'm so busy that i dont think i've got the time to make this a colourful post.

i've been out with the ESPRIT gang

rocking it out with mama

science centre-ed myself with foo boy,

got joanne -ed just today.

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foo boy and i got bored with life apparently and turned to science centre for help.

i've only got the full set of photos for science centre so HERE GOES.

for those who know the company CHAN BROTHERS travel , doesn't it look like it's logo?

and no, i do not wanna know what this 1.8 m guy is trying to do.

and this is where i was wishing really hard that the dinosaur would come alive and eat him up.

hey foo boy, you look thin here, WHY.

foo boy was amused that they made an effort to even do up an anal hole for the T-rex.

and here's the cheating magic box everyone knows about.

making you drop a coin in and observe that you dont seem to see it falling in.

and yeah, so the proceeds go to some fund. we were generous with our 20 cent coin.

no matter how you flick the token at any angle, it'll hit the white marker for sure.

and foo boy thought highly of himself when he managed to do it on his first and second try.

until i pointed out that, its 100% that you'll hit the marker.

aint i CLEVER :D

the MIRRORS, lil confusing there.

could see foo boy everywhere.

and where's his body, you wonder.

this is where everyone hopes to be as small sized as me to get out of that hole.

a random photo of a kid who followed us to every exhibit we were looking at.

foo boy, right fine, i'll call you by your name.

MAX, the master of the wind element.

he's calling upon the wind and shaping it up.

we did this quiz to see how unique we are among the visitors here.

and i was delighted with my result.

until......

max's result was a total mistake.

the system must've gone hay-wired.

ZERO %?

while he laughed away, i cursed the system a million times silently.

oh well, QUIZZES aren't accurate. :D

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some 3D animation which required those cool specs.

sort of freaked out a lil when those molecules seemingly came flying at me.

sit and reach was bull shit.
okay, maybe cause it was an exhibit.
we pushed it to the maximum and got stupid readings, which left us bewildered.

max is lousy at this. you're supposed to see how long you can balance.

that's him with 1.5secs.

average timing for men was 3-7secs.

women 5 - 9secs.

i did a THRASHING 2.1secs.

fine, we're both losers at this.

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hmmm, i wonder how many kids got scared after lookin at that weird face max put on.

that's foo boy's.

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mine.

and we're HEALTHY PEOPLE.

the all-time favourite machine that gauges your strength.

this old woman here hit a high score of 36.

dont laugh, she did well. :D

and there i went, a whooping 106.

max did a 133, i think he cheated.

or probably we read it wrong, or miscalculation occured.

okay, so i shldn't be humble by saying i lost to max's 133.

his nickname above reads

charlotte is so strong she hit a score of 140 while i (max) hit a weakly score of 133.

so now you know how much i actually hit.

mini hulk they call me.

being a fool once again.

this kid is OMG, sonic's daughter maybe.

or maybe its the CROCS that makes her have lightning speed.

she ran everywhere around the waterworks.

:D i love taking photos like this.

zoom up if you wish. HAHAHAHA.

she did a strip show in the open thereafter.

she pulled down her swimsuit showing her er -hem, if only she had, chest.

and down to her, er, lower sensitive area.

i was too engrossed in laughing while max had his fill of staring, so NO PHOTOS.

bolts of electricity appearing in the air in the hall.

look like lightning and the sound was thunderous.

2 adults for science centre please.

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yes, one will do . thanks.

but we ended up having stamp fight.

he's 19 and i'm 18.

we're kids still.

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it hurts holding on to the rope and plus it's so near the ground.

it's so HARD to lift my leg up for long.

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his legs were TOO LONG. hahah.

why does he seem much happier hanging there than i?

19 already know mr foo. tsk tsk.

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WHAT ARE YOU BOTH DOING IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, IN THE OPEN.

SHAME ON YOU TWO.

DO IT IN THE LIL LOGHOUSE YOU HAVE THERE.

TSK TSK.

not a thousand, nor a million nor a trillion thanks to foo boy's company, but a few thanks.

HAH.

and btw, max's hair is short due to national service in POLICE.

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few more days till the end of the week and it's filled with activities already.

jinyan's back in town,

so tomorrow i'll be out with zhong, jinyan, max and hopefully desiree.

gonna get joanned again on fri, work's starting again. :D

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i know i owe lots of posts.

it's all over-dued. tsk.

i dont think the showdown nor esprit can make it to the blog before i leave on sunday.

growl.

i'll try. :)

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scooting off for muttons to midnight.

here's a video for an ending,

didn't manage to catch the first letter C,

so hopefully you people can make out the name.

it repeats after letter E.

the water art's cool. :)

enjoy.