the farty celebration we had for zhong ass.

birthday lunch at LONGJOHNSILVER :D
everyone was broke, so WHY NOT?
*yes, poor zhong's having such a cheapo lunch*



max and his skin-on potato chips. (think that's what it's called)
zhong had that too, jinyan was on diet. (which i totally think is self-torture)
and i the hungry one ate GOLDEN DEAL 1.


headed down to minds cafe for an afternoon of games.



halfway through the games, zhong got real tired of laughing and shouting.



i PULLED her up WITH MY ALMIGHTY ARMS to get her going.
but it didn't work.


so, i decided to give her her birthday present which me and max got from SCIENCE CENTRE.
the FART SPRAY.
man it stinks SO MUCH even in its packaging that i had to stuff it in a plastic bag to bring it here.




nobody except me and max, knew the power of the fart spray.



and when she finally opened it, me and max stopped breathing.
she smelled it and went bonkers. it stinked the hell out of her. HAH.
she got agitated when i suggested to take a photo with the fart spray.
(while all the action was going on, the spray was on the floor and there was minimal breathing)



she gave in finally and for your information folks, the spray was still in the packaging.
and it STANK real bad already. imagine the power within. shucks, that's what we call SCIENCE.



while these 2 photos were taken, nobody was breathing, given the fact that the spray was being swung around.



jinyan the bravest one, decided to open the packaging.
and she regretted instantly, she inhaled accidentally and away flew the spray.
the spray was on the table and everyone was shouting nonstop.
my god, i was having a hell of a time laughing like hyena.


nobody was willing to pick the spray up and the smell filled the room.
people from tables away started staring at us, pinching their noses.
yes, it was that bad.
and to think if we've sprayed it. probably lives would've been lost.







max and jinyan, who just came from msia for a few days, before the fart storm.

it's back in its plastic bag. say bye to fart spray for its short term stay in our living world.

smile for the 20 years old ass. :D

CHEE-SE. which actually sounds like ( QU SI), meaning go die.

max thought it was a fine piece of art with the last minute addition of his shoe to the photo.

the start of a fart storm for residents of the green bin.

probably the cleanest bin in singapore thereafter, the residents (insects that is), probably moved out.

she ENJOYED herself that ass, and we did too.

happy belated 20th you shit. :)

just ended work and it's gonna start in 9 hours time again.

and i'm aware i'm oweing posts of showdown, chinese game show, esprit and from work at onpedders today,

so i'll post them asap.

and people, do catch

THE MAKING OF THE SHOWDOWN, 1ST MAY, 8PM, ON CHANNEL 5

i'll post showdown photos before the 1st episode of showdown begins to give you people a first hand look at how the show goes.

do trust me, it'll be good. (:

off to my seductive bed, it's seducing me this very moment.

updates real soon.

stay with me people.