HAPPY TWENTIETH BIRTHDAY TO TONG, so HOW? (:
hahah not my ass for real, but my assy friend, LIU ZHONGWEI.
well as she calls herself, APRIL.
so it is.
just for your birthday, i'll call you APRIL.
and yes, it's the TWENTIETH.
APRIL IS AN OLD FOOL NOW, while she's old, i'm still young at 19.
HOHOHO. her age starts with a 2 now.
a 2.
TONG ah, HOW?
hahhaah. name's TONGHOW actually.
i'm being an ass by playing with their name.
yes, tonghow, you're now 20, not 19.
i'm still waiting for you to drive me for breakfast/lunch/dinner or whatever.
this entry is all for you zhongwei you piece of shit and tonghow .
and people, dont mind us, but that's the way we speak to each other. (:
be touched by this post you ungrateful woman.
we've known each other for 2 yrs plus and you're still being such an ass to me.
but probably cause you being an ass and a piece of shit makes you different.
i, charlotte wong, on your birthday, shall spare you no MERCY.
photos uploaded of you in this 2 years shall not be glamourous.
because i'm your ASS-Y friend. i know you'll love me so much after this.
cause i love my ASS many many. :D
that's US at the flagpoles. my eyes are closed but it doesn't matter.
i felt your love from miles away.
you know what? tucking your shirt in more would make you look nicer.
( in case you're blind, your shirt's TUCKED IN)
that was the first attempt of you trying to eat the camera up.
i think somebody hit the laughing button on you.
you were at your 18th minute of laughter at that point in time.
your neck got dislocated due to violent shaking.
the HIGH 5 gang at prom. the cleaner behind was giving YOU the weird look, not us.
you were cast aside. forcefully included in the photo.
you being an idiot on the school track after daylight.
look at your thighs, please, reflect okay zhong?
just look at no.5, she was first and take a look at her legs. do reflect.
the whole world's hands are clenched into a fist, yours?
who do you wanna slap?
well, there were only 4 trees.
you're the extra one as usual.
tonghow, i'm showing you no mercy as well.
to tell you the truth, i'm not even happy to take a photo with you.
i'm not even showing you respect by looking away.
sorry, i dont think you're the kind of friend i wanna have. (:
tong, two asses holding your arm, stinking you to death.
dont give that all so angelic smile. we don't like it.
NOBODY DOES.
so finally you sense my dislike for you and start giving me that black face.
yeah FINE. i didn't like you since the start of school.
and by the way, the guys are so lethargic due to lack of sleep during chalet.
but still, after all those ass-y, moronic, idiotic and sickening moments you both had.
the class still LOVES YOU. and of course i dont hate you tong. HAHAHA.
:D
there's actually MORE photos and VIDEOS of your geeky moments but i'm saving them for the future.
so,
once again,
HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY ZHONG SHIT. (:
HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY TONG, eh HOW ah? (:
though you're already fuming in front of the screen now, wanting to burn my house down and give me one tight slap.
you'll both in the end realise the SWEETNESS OF THIS POST.
LOVE YOU ASS.
LOVE YOU TONG.
happy BURPday to you
you were born in the zoo
you look like a monkey
and
you smell like one too. ~
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